Thursday, October 15, 2009


I am delighted to report that gigantic bananas are now available in select stores. Due to modern science and genetic modifications, farmers are now growing these topical fruits to over 2.5 feet long. Lift with the legs people! These babies each weigh in over 20 pounds.

I am less ecstatic to report that the said banana urinated on the grass today. Much can be said for modern science nowadays.

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